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If I were 3 years old and had this garbage foisted on me...I'd consider putting myself up for adoption. If I were 3 years old and had this garbage foisted on me...I'd fling fecal matter at the screen. If I were 3 years old and had this garbage foisted on me...I'd throw a tantrum just to get taken out of the theater. If I were 3 years old and had this garbage foisted on me...I'd never want to see another movie again. This movie was not good. Don't take your kids to see this garbage. There are TV shows far superior to this. There are classic movies far superior to this. Last year's Winnie The Pooh is perfect for kids. Show them that. Not this sludge.

I only watched this movie (on video) because it was nominated for a Razzie award. Unfortunately, this movie will not win worst movie since so few people have seen it. I understand that it's a kids movie and that the plot needs to be simple. It also needs to be a responsible movie and this movie is not. When the kid jumped out of the tree holding onto his magic balloon I actually yelled at the screen. This made my wife laugh, since she is the one usually talking to the television.The only good thing that I can say about this movie is that the colors were very bright.

WARNING:SPOILERS ARE INCLUDED IN THIS REVIEW!If you don't want to watch the movie while knowing everything about it,don't read this.==THE OOGIELOVES IN THEIR BIG BALLOON ADVENTURE REVIEW==Seriously,why?Okay,basically this film is about three rejected and talking Teletubbies with clothing trying to get five "magical" balloons from floating away for a talking pillow's birthday,thanks to a talking vacuum cleaner. First of all,WHO CAME UP WITH THIS PLOT?! A two year old? Second of all,Only people under the age of 3 would enjoy it.THAT'S HOW BAD THIS FILM IS!This film is one of the biggest bombshells in cinematic history,and I can clearly see why.Also,it wasn't in theaters anywhere outside North America.GEE,I WONDER WHY?!Also,the costumes are freaking SCARY!I'm just glad I never watched the movie.I'd give this movie a 0/10,but IMDb won't allow us to do that,so I'll give it a 1.